Wednesday, August 10, 2005

 
I'm always getting those retarded chain emails, as I'm sure do most of my readers (both of you, probably). Especially annoying is when it's a decent email, but it's ruined by the thing at the end that says, "You must send this to 15 people within 5 minutes or you will have back luck for 7 years and your hair will fall out." And ya know, it seems like everyone complains about those emails.. but how could that be. If everyone is annoyed by it then how could anyone still be sending them, much less starting them. Maybe it's demons.. I don't know. But I know a lot of people in my detachment say they hate them but very occasionally I'll get one from them. Bewilders the hell out of me. I guess everyone gives into it sometime. And this is my time! But I'm toning it down. I'm not mass-sending an email or anything with threats of horrible reprisal if you don't pass it on. It's just an old Irish proverb/blessing that I've seen before and I got in an email and thought I'd post here. I love the Irish.


May the road rise to meet you,
May the wind be always at your back.
May the sun shine warm upon your face,
The rains fall soft upon your fields.
And until we meet again,
May God hold you in the palm of his hand.

May God be with you and bless you;
May you see your children's children.
May you be poor in misfortune,
Rich in blessings,
May you know nothing but happiness
From this day forward.

May the road rise to meet you
May the wind be always at your back
May the warm rays of sun fall upon your home
And may the hand of a friend always be near.

May green be the grass you walk on,
May blue be the skies above you,
May pure be the joys that surround you,
May true be the hearts that love you.


It's even better if you use an Irish accent when you say it. Blessings have to happen when you say it all celtic-like. But if your accent sucks then you will get 7 years bad luck and your hair will fall out.

Comments:
The Irish are good at those!

I hate getting those. That's all my mom sends me. If I find one I like, I usually just delete the thing at the end. Nothing bad has happened to me yet!

....Knock on wood ;)
 
Check your brush for clots of hair. :-p
 
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Funny. :-p
 
awwww...i love that! there are so many variations of that blessing. i've never heard that one before though.

you still have mine, right?

and hair falling out isn't funny (damn surgical side effect!)

- erin
 
Yeah, I still have it. It's in storage at Ft. Bragg. I brought very little with me when I came here. I really liked that though.

And I'm sorry about the hair! How long is that going to go on?
 
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