Saturday, October 16, 2004
Cell phone companies hate America!!!
So a long time ago I wanted a cell phone. I went to sign up and everywhere I went they wanted a $500-$600 deposit because I had no credit. I ended up getting it through my dad, as his credit allowed him to get one with no deposit. So a few years later, after paying apartment rent for a year as well as making payments on credit cards and such, I find that I once again need a cell phone. And what's this? I STILL have to pay a $500 deposit! I'm not super poor anymore, but I can't afford that at the moment.. and I kind of need a phone like now. (And don't even suggest getting land line. I spit on that notion.) So it's going to take me about another two weeks before I can afford to get one... a large-ish bummer.
Now.. why is this? It's clearly because they hate America. The cell phone company I want to go with is even a company that caters mostly to the military (Alltel). They know that if I don't pay my bills they can just report it to my CO and I'll be in a humungous amount of trouble.. so what have they to worry about? Clearly they are part of a vast left-wing conspiracy against capitolism, the military, and most of all...... FREEDOM.
What will we do about these freedom-haters? We must take action to prevent their influence from spreading. If you'd like to help, donate to the cause. Please send me $500 so that I can uh.. use it against the vast cellular empire.
And that's a memo.
And uh, speaking of Bill O'Reilly, how about that? He's been accused of sexual harrassment. I kind of respect the guy (even though I don't always agree with him), so this bums me out. Of course, he might be innocent. He's a pretty good candidate to target. It irritated me listening to the radio the other day.. like no one even entertains the notion that he might be innocent. And he could be, yo.. of course he might not be as well. That'd be a bummer. As soon as you have influence on people you have a responsibility to never screw up. Unfortunately, people lose sight of this. People like Rush Limbaugh and Bill Clinton, for example. I hope Bill O'Reilly hasn't done the same thing. Though.. if he has, I know I won't lose sleep over it.
*gets distracted by something nifty* I'll post again soon. I promise. Maybe.
Now.. why is this? It's clearly because they hate America. The cell phone company I want to go with is even a company that caters mostly to the military (Alltel). They know that if I don't pay my bills they can just report it to my CO and I'll be in a humungous amount of trouble.. so what have they to worry about? Clearly they are part of a vast left-wing conspiracy against capitolism, the military, and most of all...... FREEDOM.
What will we do about these freedom-haters? We must take action to prevent their influence from spreading. If you'd like to help, donate to the cause. Please send me $500 so that I can uh.. use it against the vast cellular empire.
And that's a memo.
And uh, speaking of Bill O'Reilly, how about that? He's been accused of sexual harrassment. I kind of respect the guy (even though I don't always agree with him), so this bums me out. Of course, he might be innocent. He's a pretty good candidate to target. It irritated me listening to the radio the other day.. like no one even entertains the notion that he might be innocent. And he could be, yo.. of course he might not be as well. That'd be a bummer. As soon as you have influence on people you have a responsibility to never screw up. Unfortunately, people lose sight of this. People like Rush Limbaugh and Bill Clinton, for example. I hope Bill O'Reilly hasn't done the same thing. Though.. if he has, I know I won't lose sleep over it.
*gets distracted by something nifty* I'll post again soon. I promise. Maybe.
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I didn't see a paypal donate button to help you with your cell phone plight. I can mentally donate, but I doubt that would help you much. Maybe you should just get a falcon that will perch on your shoulder and can fly your messages to people!
As for Bill O'Reilly... have you read the plaintiff's complaint? She has specific quotes and cites specific instances in great detail... She also mentions other women who have left the company because of sexual harassment from him. It really doesn't look good for him (which is good! He's a prick!).
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As for Bill O'Reilly... have you read the plaintiff's complaint? She has specific quotes and cites specific instances in great detail... She also mentions other women who have left the company because of sexual harassment from him. It really doesn't look good for him (which is good! He's a prick!).
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